Tartan Specials

Congratulations to Craig Levein

There was a young man called Levein
Knows the words to We Have A Dream
He'll take us to heaven
Just like '67
And we won't need a time machine

Best of luck to Craig - roll on the Euro2012 draw!

Email us any of your own wee poems! If we're not too hungover we might post the best ones here - keep them positive and relatively filth-free!