The Tartan Specials are the world’s leading Scottish-football-themed rock and roll band.

We’ll lick Jimmy Hill’s earlobes if you’re not singing the tune for days — off the ball

Guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any self-respecting Tartan Army footsoldier — famous tartan army magazine

We like sex & drugs & sausage rolls… but nothing compares to Archie Gemmill’s goal — the tartan specials