Sean Connery For President
Vodka martini shaken not stirred
Licenced to kill and pull the burds
Big Sean he's got thunderballs
Gets his Irn Bru fae RS McColls
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So listen to the Tartan Army sing
For the man who would be king
Holyrood palace needs a resident
It's Sean Connery for president
He showed that he knew the Hampden roar
With Plenty O'Toole, he got Pussy Galore
Holyrood palace needs a resident
Singing Sean Connery for president
Fae Edinburgh he's gallus and proud
His milkround was wi Connor MacLeod
Found Honey underneath the mango tree
Made Dr No look an A. R. S. E.
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Never say never, you only live twice
The job is yours, just name your price
We're asking for just one wee favour
Let Blofeld deal with our southern neighbours
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Na na na etc.
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