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Tartan Specials

There are two ways of buying things here. In addition to buying CDs, t-shirts, condoms and badges directly from us, we also have our Cafepress.com shop, where t-shirts are printed on-demand and shipped directly from Cafepress.com in the USA - see below for Cafepress.com shop information.

Tartan Specials Shop

All items here will ship from the Tartan Specials headquarters in Scotland. Payments are processed using Paypal but you do not need to have a Paypal account - any credit card can be used.

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Tartan Specials No Team GB T-Shirt

Available in mens' and ladies' sizes

Printed in Scotland, Fruit of the Loom Super Premium shirts.

£10 + P&P

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Tartan Specials Sex Drugs Sausage Rolls T-Shirt

Available in mens' and ladies' sizes

Printed in Scotland, Fruit of the Loom Super Premium shirts.

£10 + P&P

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Tartan Specials Lion T-Shirt

Available in mens' and ladies' sizes

Printed in Scotland, Fruit of the Loom Super Premium shirts.

£10 + P&P

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Tartan Specials We'll Be Coming Condoms

Tartan Specials We'll Be Coming Condoms

It doesn't get more romantic than this! Let that special someone in your life know how much you care with a pack of We'll Be Coming johnny bags. Guaranteed to leak less than a back four of McGrain, McQueen, Miller, Malpas and Greig. Yes, we know that's five - that's how good these condoms are.

Also perfect for footsoliders looking for some protection in the dodgy areas in Amsterdam.

All johnnies come in discreet matchbooks and conform to all EU and international quality standards.

£5 + P&P (Pack of 5)

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Button Badges - Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Equally at home on the Glengarry or the old punk jaiket. 1" diameter.

£1 + P&P for the set of 3

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For those of a gentler disposition who would rather not display their preference for meat pastries. 1" diameter.

50p + P&P each

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Tartan Specials Limited Edition CD

Note that this is a slightly new version of the CD. The only difference from the version that was on sale before is that it's the new version of Heedrum Ho (i.e. "we're going to Africa") rather than the old Euro 2008 version.

Tracklisting is as follows:

We'll Be Coming / Everywhere We Go*
Heedrum Ho
Sean Connery For President
Unite The Clans
My Favourite Things
He's Got It
Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls
We'll Be Coming (Hampden Roar Mix)*
Unite The Dance

* Not available for download

£5 + P&P

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The Cafepress Shop

These are the designs - you can choose any of these on a huge variety of products: t-shirts, chav-style hoodies, clocks, mugs, dog-wear, trucker hats, baby clothes, even boxers & thongs!

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All products are created and shipped on-demand by Cafepress.com.

Go to the Cafepress store - http://www.cafepress.com/tartanspecials

Why Cafepress.com? Aren't they based in the US?

Yes, and products will be shipped from the US. We looked long and hard at the European based services and all of them charged more for their products, so even including the additional postage costs (about $7 for a t-shirt), we think that cafepress.com is still the cheapest solution. Mind you, we were never very good at maths. If you're interested in a bulk order that may have customs implications, please let us know.

Information on customs duty on internet purchases

Alright, let me at the stuff then!

Enjoy... http://www.cafepress.com/tartanspecials