Tartan Specials NOGB-GIRUY T-Shirt

A more subtle (?) way of expressing your displeasure at the existence of a Team GB at the Olympics.

Available in mens’ and ladies’ sizes

Printed in Scotland, Fruit of the Loom Super Premium shirts.

£10 + P&P

Ship to	UK (£2 P&P) Europe (£4 P&P) Rest of the World (£6 P&P)
Size	XXL – to fit 47″/49″ chest XL – to fit 44″/46″ chest L – to fit 41″/43″ chest SOLD OUT – M – to fit 38″/40″ chest S – to fit 35″/37″ chest Ladies XL – to fit 38″ chest Ladies L – to fit 36″ chest Ladies M – to fit 34″chest Ladies S – to fit 32″ chest

Tartan Specials No Team GB T-Shirt

Available in mens’ and ladies’ sizes

Printed in Scotland, Fruit of the Loom Super Premium shirts.

£10 + P&P

Ship to	UK (£2 P&P) Europe (£4 P&P) Rest of the World (£6 P&P)
Size	XXL – to fit 47″/49″ chest XL – to fit 44″/46″ chest L – to fit 41″/43″ chest SOLD OUT – M – to fit 38″/40″ chest S – to fit 35″/37″ chest Ladies XL – to fit 38″ chest Ladies L – to fit 36″ chest Ladies M – to fit 34″chest Ladies S – to fit 32″ chest

Tartan Specials Sex Drugs Sausage Rolls T-Shirt

Available in mens’ and ladies’ sizes

Printed in Scotland, Fruit of the Loom Super Premium shirts.

£10 + P&P

Ship to	UK (£2 P&P) Europe (£4 P&P) Rest of the World (£6 P&P)
Size	XXL – to fit 47″/49″ chest XL – to fit 44″/46″ chest L – to fit 41″/43″ chest M – to fit 38″/40″ chest S – to fit 35″/37″ chest Ladies XL – to fit 38″ chest Ladies L – to fit 36″ chest Ladies M – to fit 34″chest Ladies S – to fit 32″ chest

Tartan Specials Lion T-Shirt

Available in mens’ and ladies’ sizes

Printed in Scotland, Fruit of the Loom Super Premium shirts.

£10 + P&P

Ship to	UK (£2 P&P) Europe (£4 P&P) Rest of the World (£6 P&P)
Size	SOLD OUT – XXL – to fit 47″/49″ chest SOLD OUT – XL – to fit 44″/46″ chest L – to fit 41″/43″ chest M – to fit 38″/40″ chest SOLD OUT – S – to fit 35″/37″ chest Ladies XL – to fit 38″ chest Ladies L – to fit 36″ chest Ladies M – to fit 34″chest SOLD OUT – Ladies S – to fit 32″ chest

Tartan Specials We’ll Be Coming Condoms

It doesn’t get more romantic than this! Let that special someone in your life know how much you care with a pack of We’ll Be Coming johnny bags. Guaranteed to leak less than a back four of McGrain, McQueen, Miller, Malpas and Greig. Yes, we know that’s five – that’s how good these condoms are.

Also perfect for footsoliders looking for some protection in the dodgy areas in Amsterdam.

All johnnies come in discreet matchbooks and conform to all EU and international quality standards.

£5 + P&P (Pack of 5)

Ship to

UK (£1 P&P) Europe (£2 P&P) Rest of the World (£4 P&P)

Button Badges – Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Equally at home on the Glengarry or the old punk jaiket. 1″ diameter.

£1 + P&P for the set of 3

Sold out – will be back in stock soon.

Button Badge – Tartan Specials

For those of a gentler disposition who would rather not display their preference for meat pastries. 1″ diameter.

50p + P&P each

Sold out – will be back in stock soon.

Tartan Specials Limited Edition CD

Sold out – will be back in stock soon.

Tracklisting is as follows:

We’ll Be Coming / Everywhere We Go*
Heedrum Ho
Sean Connery For President
Unite The Clans
My Favourite Things
He’s Got It
Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls
We’ll Be Coming (Hampden Roar Mix)*
Unite The Dance

We’ll Be Coming – Digital EP

We’re not selling this directly, but you can download it directly from your favourite on-line music store.

Tracklisting is as follows:

We’ll Be Coming / Everywhere We Go **
Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls
Sean Connery For President
We’ll Be Coming (Hampden Roar Mix) **

** Not available for free download

Available at the iTunes Music Store and other on-line shops.