The original Heedrum Ho…

You can keep Andre Shevchenko and yer Chicken Kiev too,
And we’ll bang up your hooligans in Edinburgh zoo,
You’ve got no chance at Hampden, your defence will be destroyed,
When Kenny Miller bursts the net ……
And so does Krissy Boyd

Heedrum ho… heedrum hey… we’re going to Austria

If pizza isnae deep fried, it’s nae guid tae me or you,
Washed doon wi some Chianti, that’s mixed wi Irn Bru,
Lock up your senoritas, but open up yer bars,
And see that Leaning Tower……..
You can stick it up yer arse

We know Kishnishvili, Shota Arveladze too,
We’re on the Midnight Train to Georgia singing songs for you,
Some Tartan Army classics, you’ll hear our greatest hits,
And that may include Gladys Knight……
If she gets out her Pips

Heedrum ho… heedrum hey… we’re going to Switzerland

We triumphed out in Kaunus, when we played you off the park,
And Vilnius it livens up, especially after dark,
The adult entertainment scene, it certainly is rife,
But I’ll be going back again………
Just dinnae tell the wife

The Tartan Army will arrive in fleets of fishing boats,
You scraped a home draw last time but then we had Berti Vogts,
Big Eck’s the captain of our ship, will anybody twig,
That he went baldy years ago….
And wears a jimmy wig

Heedrum ho… heedrum hey… we’re going to Austria

We hammered you in Glasgow, when the toys came out the pram
Cause James McFadden he ran rings round Lilian Thuram,
Domeneche he blamed the ball boys but we showed you how to play
It’s 1-0 Gary Caldwell …. get it up ye Trezeguet

Heedrum ho… heedrum hey… we’re going to Swtzerland

In Austria and Switzerland, we’ll dance in every fountain,
If Julie Andrews sings with us, then we’ll climb every mountain,
With Tartan Army everywhere, you’ll never be alone,
And neither will wee Heidi …. if she likes the toblerone.

Heedrum ho… heedrum hey… we’re going to Switzerland
Heedrum ho… heedrum hey… we’re going to Austria