Big Colin Hendry and wee Gordon Strachan
Buckets of bevvy and plenty of shaggin’
Fletcher and Faddy amok on the wings
These are a few of my favourite things

Greasy fish suppers and Barrs Irn Bru
Chip butties with brown sauce, it’s pure Cordon Bleu
Vindaloo curries that punish my ring
These are a few of my favourite things

Kenny and Lawman, they scored more than all
Slim Jim at Wembley, he sat on the ball
Buckfast and vodka and Singapore Slings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the bar shuts
The result hurts
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

Tartan Army / beer / football / singing / vodka / travelling / buckfast / Proclaimers / Scotland / Braveheart / pear cider / songs / Methil No More / fountains / fish supper / Irn Bru / eggs / carry out / chips / booze / Red Bull / winning goal / bevvy / curry / kilt / World Cup / stunners / full scottish breakfast

500 Miles and I Have A Dream
Wee Scottish seagulls that shite on your Queen
Taking the piss out of Jimmy Hill’s chin
These are a few of my favourite things

Scotland supporters from far and from near
We love you Scotland, that’s why we are here
The Tartan Army and songs that we sing
These are a few of my favourite things

When the bar shuts
The result hurts
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don’t feel so bad