No Team GB
No Team GB
No Team GB, No Team GB, Never Team GB

There’s no such thing as Team GB
No fans, no ground and no history
A political stunt for the powers that be

Lord Seb Coe, irritating wee chump
He’s a running man, just like Forrest Gump
Go chase Steve Ovett or take a run and jump

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Assurances from FIFA and yer man Sepp Blatter
They count for nothing, it’s the votes that matter
The rest is hot air and idle chatter

So leave us well alone, we’re doing dandy and fine
If you’re still not clear then here’s a sign
Stick your Olympic torch where the sun don’t shine

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Na Na Na…

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Gordon Brown, New Labour clown
Seb Coe, a Tory at his side
But we the fans, do not agree
Over the UK far and wide

United we are going to take a stand
Northern Ireland England Wales Scotland
Independent status we demand
And That will bring us back to NO TEAM GB!